omg i am so happy ur here!

i'm ciara! a recently single, 25 y/o, sarcastic southern gal. i'm addicted to coffee & design, and have always dreamed of having a job where i can cuss like a sailor, drink, and play games!

so welcome to the fucking pregame :)

im all about helping you be the worst host by forcing your guests to drink & having subtly offensive decor!

whether its at work or home, life's too short to let someone burst our bubble! so cheers to being the toxic host your friends can’t resist 😝